Tag Archives: 1991

Mortimer & Mears 4: The New Designer Woman

Dick: Good reading, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the mag. Have we got a show for you this issue. There’s…..ermmmmm? And…..er…? {To Sarah}: Have we got a show for them this issue? Sarah: I don’t know. I thought you … Continue reading

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One Of My Favourite Winter Scenes

by Barbara Jones It is seven-forty-five a.m., on a very cold, crisp morning, in early January. I have just left my very warm flat in Hartshill, to go to work in Stoke. As I stepped out of my front door, … Continue reading

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Grey Power Cartoon

Another of my attempts to add a little humour to the magazine. Of course I believe in GREY POWER I think everyone should vote for me Copyright John Steele 1999, 2016

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GREY POWER

A News n Views Special British pensioners are amongst the worst off in Europe That was the blunt message of the recently launch North Staffs Pensioners’ Convention, attended by Jack Jones (National Pensioners’ Convention), George Stevenson MEP, the Lord Mayor, … Continue reading

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Pensioners’ Page

Keeping Warm This Winter 1. Have at least one hot meal a day, and plenty of hot drinks. Good, traditional food is best for warmth and energy, so eschew ‘convenience foods’ whenever possible. 2. Keep physically active. Not only does … Continue reading

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Poor Little Rich Boy

THE BENTILEAN Goes Heavy Metal with lyrics by Worzel So You Say You Know How It Feels To Be A Down And Out You Say You Can Imagine But You Don’t Know About The Feelings Of Depression When There’s Nothing … Continue reading

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No One Cares

THE BENTILEAN Goes Heavy Metal with lyrics by Worzel Chorus: No One Cares If You Laugh Or Cry No One Cares If You Live Or Die No One Cares If You Don’t Belong No One Cares If You If You … Continue reading

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Knife Crazy

THE BENTILEAN Goes Heavy Metal with lyrics by Worzel Standing In The Shadows The Man With Evil Eyes Waiting With Baited Breath For A Victim To Walk By He’s Crazy, Knife Crazy Crazy, He’s Knife Crazy His Knife’s Razor Sharp … Continue reading

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A Second Chance

Poem by Ann Pass A lot of folks out there Think wrong of some people in jail I’m not saying they’ve commited no crime Whether they be male or female But they all have had their punishment Be if probation, … Continue reading

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A Pocket Full of Dreams

Poem by Sharon Elton I found them hidden there They seemed old yellow and grey They were beyond repair Until I threw them in the air They seemed to spark and, golden, glow Golden flakes sparkling flickering Landed back in … Continue reading

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