Tag Archives: Sarah Mears

Re-Introducing Mortimer & Mears!

Posted on October 23, 2016 by John

Good reading, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our show. Dick: Please!!! Not such large print. I haven’t fully recovered from “The Bentilean” Christmas Party yet. Sarah: Too much to drink? Ed: No thanks, he’s had too much already. Dick: … Continue reading →

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Mortimer & Mears 7: The Case of the Drivelling Detective

Posted on October 23, 2016 by John

Sarah bowed her head against the pelting rain, and pulled the collar of her coat over her long hair, as she and Dick made a dash for the vaulted doorway of the grey, stone manor house. “Sure glad to get … Continue reading →

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Mortimer & Mears 6a: The Panto

Posted on October 22, 2016 by John

Sarah: Good reading, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our show. We nearly didn’t make it this issue, did we Dick? Missed the first edition completely. Dick: Sure did. But they’re like Moorland Rover buses, miss one and there’ll be … Continue reading →

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Mortimer & Mears 5: The Bentilean’s 2nd Birthday

Posted on October 22, 2016 by John

Dick: Good reading, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the mag. Sarah: And what a special mag we have for you this time. [To Dick]: You know what it is this time, don’t you? Dick: We haven’t got to go … Continue reading →

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Mortimer & Mears 4: The New Designer Woman

Posted on October 22, 2016 by John

Dick: Good reading, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the mag. Have we got a show for you this issue. There’s…..ermmmmm? And…..er…? {To Sarah}: Have we got a show for them this issue? Sarah: I don’t know. I thought you … Continue reading →

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Mears & the Editor

Posted on October 20, 2016 by John

….being a story in which Mortimer insults Mears, Mears insults Mortimer, and the Editor makes a special appearance. In fact, much the same plot as the first two stories. Mortimer: Well folks, here I am again to brighten up your … Continue reading →

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They’re back!….Mortimer & Mears!! (That’s Dick and Sarah)

Posted on October 20, 2016 by John

Mears: Well, here we are, back for another issue. Mortimer: I told you that photo would work, didn’t I? Mears: You did, but I didn’t need to use it. Mortimer: You didn’t need to use it? Mears: No, he was … Continue reading →

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Introducing Mortimer & Mears…(that’s Dick and Sarah)

Posted on October 19, 2016 by John

Mortimer: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the mag. (Turns to Sarah) I like saying that you know. “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the mag.” I could say it all night. Mears: Well don’t, we … Continue reading →

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